Autocorrect

A short story using autocorrect suggestions on my phone. Autocorrect is my enemies .

I am trying to eat myself better this new year. Actually started when in the House for nine days after incredible surgery. I have to email in small amounts now. And I am taking several different probiotics for Guthrie Heath.

I have list about twenty pounds so far and the skin on my next is starting to say. Joel’s are my future I am afraid. I have been reading about the benefits of college supplies in keeping your skin elastic. Might try something. I wonder what will happen if I love gift pounds! My neck skin might say download to my man Boone’s. No doubt about it’s, I would have dk redundant surgery if that happens. They say facial exercises don’t help with this problem.

Oh well, time for another bowl of oatmeal!