I Don’t Understand

Two things I don’t understand:

Why when I allow Linus, the young cat, to share the middle of the bed, on a soft blanket, and with his belly full from the top of the line cat food paid with my hard earned money, why would that same cat attack my hand when I reach over to pet him?

And, what does it mean when they say, “Naturally flavored with other natural flavors.” My grandson was drinking a bottle of Squirt at lunch today and he asked me for an explanation. I said, “Hell, if I know.” (He is almost 19 so he can handle gramp’s potty mouth.)

That same answer goes for the cat too.