Hello, my name is Gracie. I am spoiled. I love humans. Let me show you around.
The old man human gets into the hot tub everyday so his bones might move. The neighbors say he is a hardworking sonuvabitch, but they are often drunk riding their atv up to the corner store to get drunker…but my man human likes them anyway.
This is a flower that grows in the front yard. I am a dog. I don’t know what kind it is.
These grow in the front yard too. (Can one of you humans explain to me why front yard is two words and backyard is one word.?) There is 18 of them around the yard. The humans keep sticking their noses into them and then saying, “Oh, smell this one.”
I heard the man human tell the woman human a week or so ago that there will be no more big projects until the fall. Then the woman human wanted a gazebo in the backyard and now they are working on putting it up and complaining how much they hurt and how hot it is. They have some younger humans doing the hard work though. They say maybe two more days, they will get the top on.
My humans seem to like sunsets and flowers…a lot.
Well, that’s it for now. Now that I hacked into the man human’s blog account. I might start blogging some more.