Not Really a Fan

I’m not a fan of Artificial Intelligence which includes its ancestor, Autocorrect.

More times than I would care to admit I have sent a nonsensical text due to Autocorrect’s decision making.

For example, today I was texting an old friend about my shop and the tools that were in it. At the conclusion, I intended to write “ and Bridget is getting into pottery, so we have a kiln out there too.” Instead I was autocorrected from the word pottery, to the word “potty.” Of course I didn’t catch the error before sending it.

You see, I don’t really need any help when it comes to making gigantic errors with technology. When I was working within the College of Business at a university, a professor once sent a group email that tried to compare our academic curriculum to “dry land swimming” and used a military example of it. I responded to a friend saying “ I think someone has been dry land diving.” A month later, in a meeting, the dry land diving professor turned to me said “And you said I have been dry land diving.” My friend was sitting next to me and I immediately turned to him saying, “You told him that!” My friend then informed me that I hit “reply all” on my response which included about thirty professors.

However, honestly, now I think a lot of the world has gone dry land diving with technology. I read that a substantial percentage of males and many females have engaged in a romantic relationship with a Chatbot. They feel accepted and it cures their loneliness. People are spending a lot of time, everyday, engaging in their AI relationship.

I am not a fan of any of this, but if I did have an AI girlfriend, she’d probably be into potty.

“Come here you big handsome stud. You wanna watch me go potty?”

“No, for the last time. It was an Autocorrect mistake!!!”